Diary of the Modern Man

Entrepreneur


Hi everyone reading this, my name is Jason and I’m so privileged to have the time to speak to you guys today. If you’re reading this, well then have I got news for you, you’re one of the lucky few who is going to be let in to my secret to success. This secret isn’t something you’re going to find reading any random book at your local book store or Barnes and Nobles, and this definitely isn’t something you’re going to learn while you’re at an expensive college. What I’m about to tell you is a secret that many of the top bankers and investment firms such as Goldman Sachs, Meryl Lynch, Wells Fargo, Charles Schwab, J.L. Goldstein, Lars Von Silverberg, and Tower Moneybags use to generate huge profits with very minuscule losses, while also hedging against extreme downturns in the market. This investing strategy is going to put you over the top by leading to a sustainable passive income that will allow you to fulfill any dreams you have of travel or self-sustainability in today’s rotting, decaying, and stifling economic age.

At this point you’re probably wondering, “What kind of secret is this guy talking about?” Or maybe you’re asking yourself something along the lines of, “This better not be some kind of weird scam.” Don’t worry, I would have those same concerns if I was you. Why would someone who doesn’t know me and who doesn’t owe me anything be willing to share some amazing secret with me? Well, the reason I want to give this information away is because I’ve been diagnosed with a rare virus called Super HIV/Cancerbulosis. This rare autoimmune gluten deficiency disease caused by a virus that, until recently, was only found in remote parts of third world countries, has given me only a few more months to live. Although I’ve lived a rich and lavish life of profound and immeasurable pleasure, I’ve decided to release my secret to living a prosperous and successful life to a select few who are reading this right now. With my dying breath I want to make sure that the bankers and the financiers responsible for the devastation of western civilization are finally taken down by exposing their secrets to the world. Their usury and rent seeking will stop once they are stripped of their unique ability to plunder the western world of its riches. Too big to fail will no longer apply when the people have the power to fight against them with money of their own, money made using the techniques these evil people developed. The playing field will be equalized, and the prosperity of the common man will once again reign in the chaos of the corrupt, greedy, and powerful few.

The only catch is I’m only allowing a few select people in on this secret. Flooding the market with such a technique would be unsustainable and could cause a catastrophic collapse of the financial markets to the point that all human progress in the last thousand years could be completely wiped out. Therefore, I’m only allowing 100 people to purchase this secret. I know you may still be skeptical, but that is a risk I am willing to take. I realize only a select few will be willing to take the risk needed to become one of the richest, most powerful, and most successful people in the world with this secret investing technique. As is obvious, I’m already rich enough that I don’t need the money. The only reason I am putting this barrier between you and the secret is because I need to be sure that the people who are in control of this secret are only those select few willing to take risks, make sacrifices in pursuit of success, and do what it takes to combat the evils of this world.

All it takes is one payment of $666 dollars and you will be one of the lucky 100 to possess my revolutionary secret to success. Just click the link below to pay with any one of the many payment options and you will begin the journey to a new and exciting life of pleasure, power, and long lasting success.



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